Comments on: Stupid Tourist Questions Contest

By: Debbie

Debbie — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 06:28:27 +0000

I was once asked if we had coke in Canada. I told him that yes, we did, ever since Santa Clause started drinking it and using it in his ad campaign…

By: Drenda

Drenda — Sat, 14 May 2011 02:25:52 +0000

Along the same lines….I work in the transportation industry. Every time I get visitors to Canada, I can’t help but tell them Banff is pronounced BAN-FA-FA. And no matter what season it is, I always tell them they JUST MISSED the big freeze, polar bears etc!

By: Dave

Dave — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 00:12:25 +0000

I use to work at the old casino here in niagara falls. I was going around on the gamming floor getting gum off the carpet when a customer came up and asked what i was doing . I said drilling for oil . They said reallyand i said yes really .
I walked away laughing.

By: Dave

Dave — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 00:09:17 +0000

I work in one of the hotels in the tourist area here in niagara falls. Last year as i was on the elevator in our hotel i was asked by a customer that was talking away on her cell phone and as usual not paying attention. Before i got off on my floor she says to me : Excuse me does this elevator go down after it goes up .
Need i say more.

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 02:44:40 +0000

When i worked at the casino i was cleaning a washroom upstairs when i had a customer come up to me and say – How do i get outta here ? I replyed the same way you came in .
Need i say more !

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 02:40:56 +0000

I was at dairy queen last year eating an ice cream cone outside at stanley and ferry and i heard this guy say to this girl he was with watch this . He comes up to me and says excuse me can you tell me where dairy queen is . I should have said congradulations you just won the stupidest tourist question of the year.

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 02:35:07 +0000

I work at a hotel on falls avenue and one day last year i was on the elevator with this blond women who was talking away on her cell phone and just as i was about to step out she said to me – Excuse me does this elevator go down after it goes up . I should have told her no it does not!

By: lana

lana — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 02:43:45 +0000

ha im canadian too! Everyone in the states ask me what the houses look like here so i just tell them ” We all live in the tree tops of maple trees so we can scout polar bears below us, and can tell when it’s gunna snow because we’re so high up. And we do this all while drinking Maple syrup beeer while watching Hockey”!:D Some people r soooo stupid. Can you say
Guuuulllllaaaabbbllleee!

By: @ KIM:

@ KIM: — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 03:19:15 +0000

You’re such an idiot! People like you make me laugh out loud…

By: Brodi

Brodi — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 14:28:08 +0000

Oh and another onwe is when we were leaving the game a drunk americian wearing a Twins shirt came up to us and said “Why don’t you guys go back to your igloos, EH haha Canadians suck t everything!” To which I replied to the idiot ” Uh, isn’t the Twins best player Canadian?” That shut him up!